amazing things joseph said today

"what in the world?? we have to make the bed!"

"hey, mama, i have a surprise for you...B the Beeeeee.." (short for bob the builder. yep, my kid spells.)

"when my mama goes to minnesota, i say 'yes, mama. okay, mama' then i pinch and hit!" (joseph's remix of the kind and respectful joseph bourne linneman song.)

"i'm going to sing a song about don't step on judy."

"when we went to the broken ice cream store, the ice cream went woop! and it was broken. but now it's fixed. i call it the working ice cream store." (regarding mcdonalds.)

"working ice cream store. sha-boom." (later as i relayed our conversation to jeremy)

and my favorite oh my goodness can't stop laughing for some reason:

"my friend peter, he has a fan in his garage! his dad's name is ang. like anger. but ang." (the first completely fabricated story he's attempted to make us believe. serious cre-a-tivity.)

meanwhile, from the jude-meister, we had laughing dog barking new sounds i've never heard come out of him while he was awake sign language for friends-ing in the middle of the night last night. okay, it was 11, but it felt like the middle of the night. either way, i could not bring myself to attempt to get him back to sleep until he stopped making himself laugh.

amazing.